In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best!
In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish.
A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Two.
In this hour long special, we look back at what we have arrogantly deemed the best bits of the first twenty one chapters of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything.
In this chapter we perform dance moves based around the structure of an atom, and ponder on why James Bond has been driven to low level retail work. This chapter comes with a free mining experience, redeemable at all good mines.
In this particularly feminine chapter we build a model of Lionel Richie's head out of lego, post the queen endless piles of smut, and discuss the ideal first date (for a woman OR a mindless automaton robot).
In this manly chapter, we schedule in our BMDs (Beard Maintinence Days), Rich's fictional aunt and uncle elope to Wales, and spot a strong correlation between the size of spider you find in your house and the vegetables you have been eating that day.
In our first ever live show, we caught up with the exciting adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston, Charlie finally attempted to fake a cake on the make, and Rich was kind enough to make us all omelettes! They tasted funny.
To celebrate the world cup, in this chapter we drape ourselves in stingrays and are acompanied to the pub by a couple of bees, the ancient Romans, and various aptly named CEOs. All the while, goalkeeper David Seamen does something predictably disgusting.
In this chapter, Dan introduces us to a time traveling, catchphrase heavy reworking of the Sherlock Holmes novels, Rich establishes his new TV show "Jackass B.C.", and Charlie tries to pass off a Toblerone as an oversized kit kat chunky.
In this chapter, we attempt to eat a cake from under Westlife's still singing faces, play a friendly game of Shave Somewhere!, and discuss hosting a non-dinner party with Ben from The Absolute Peach Podcast.
In this chapter we enjoy a duet from a 16 year old Rich and his friend Dangerous, formally debate whether a fictional Dave should get his phone numbers back, and talk Calippos and nipples with Iszi Lawrence.
In this beautiful chapter we plan Rich's Pizza Hut based wedding, feed robots cod liver oil against their will, and talk musak and soda streams until the cows come home (and eat all our strudel).
In this thoroughly dishonest chapter we catch up with influential scientist Double Blind Giles, Rich's dog rolls in a cat, and we find out where babies come from (clue: its just south of Coventry).
You down with O.A.P? Yeah you know me! In this chapter Flat 29 perform a radio play for the elderly, make plans for Peter Andre's retirement, and come up with a string of meaningless sayings about cakes.
In this environmentally friendly chapter we dish out contraception advice to pigeons, abolish golf on a whim, and waste the time of a genuine climate scientist with our impractical ideas.
In this chapter we delve into the world of 90's SNES Sexism Fun, fight off the dog headed servants of Anubis with a soft brush peripheral, and well up over Dan and Rich's incredibly emotional video game songs.
In this fashionable chapter Flat 29 road test their new jeans by slaying a dragon, accidentally hit on their hairdressers, and carefully balance all their belongings from the strings of an Australian cork hat.
Improve your homes AND your minds with Flat 29! In this chapter we fire high velocity root vegetables at each other, and paint our kitchens a Confrontational Mauve, all fuelled on by the sexiest DIY song ever recorded: DIY Lovin' (Put Up A Shelf)
Lights, Camera, Action! Its Flat 29: The Movie (podcast).. This chapter looks at how to sneak full meals into the cinema, how to stop movie piracy using giant novelty hats, and why wearing spaghetti in your hair is not always a bad thing..
